Bagels

i don't really like bagels honestly.even with cream cheese.they just kinda suck all the moisture out of your mouth and leave a big dry lump of bread stuck in your throat.and why do bagels look like doughnuts?were they created by the same person?seriously.i wonder how many other breads have holes in their middles?the one thing they're good for is to twirl them around your finger when you're bored.i mean really,they don't even taste good.especially the white bread kind.i don't like white bread in the first place because it tastes all chemically.you know what i mean?